Think your bird has what it takes to be a member of the Losers Club? Please fill out the following application, then email it to the Losers Club President -- ebo (at) biseinen.com -- with the subject header "Losers Club Application." We will get back to you shortly.

    Losers Club Application


    Include any applicable information. All fields are required unless otherwise noted.

    Your name:

    Your email address:
    (your address is for Losers Club contact only and will not be listed on the website)

    Your homepage: (optional)


    --Fill out the following information for each bird you wish to enter into the Losers Club--

    Bird's Name:

    Species:

    Gender:

    Age:     (optional)

    How did you acquire your loserly bird? (optional)

    Approximately how long has the loser been a member of your family? (optional)

    Which of the following does your bird do?
    Select all that apply:
      flirt with humans
      flirt with inanimate objects
      flirt with body parts
      flirt with different species of birds
      show off
      say loserly things
      exhibit odd obsessions with people or objects
      masturbate
      other
    Describe in general your bird's loserly behavioral tendencies.
    Go into as much detail as you'd like.

    Describe any specific instances where your bird has exhibited loserly behavior.

    Include an image of your bird, if at all possible. (optional, but preferred)

    Include any media that demonstrates your bird's loserly behavior. (optional)
    This includes pictures, audio, and video. If at all possible, please use URL's and not attachments.

    Has your bird received treatment for any of his/her loserly behavior?
    If so, please describe.

    Is your bird currently trying to quit being a loser? If so, what methods has he/she tried?


    Thank you for filling out the Losers Club application.
    Please send your application to ebo (at) biseinen.com.



    Losers Club membership is available only to parrots (including smaller species). The Losers Club reserves the right to reject any entry that is not loserly enough. The Losers Club may reject the application of any bird with a criminal record. Entry into the Losers Club does not guarantee an increased likelihood of meeting new feet, socks, shoes, hats, fabrics, or other items of a similar nature.



    Link to the Losers Club!

    http://www.biseinen.com/shango/losersclub.html





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