2005/06/03 Batch --NEW--
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Ebo Mangles the Mexican Hat Dance
Ebo mangles the Mexican Hat Dance, as usual. -- 129 KB |
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Pokey Doesn't Appreciate My Singing
I sing the Mexican Hat Dance, then Pokey makes a rude noise. -- 120 KB |
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Pokey's Funny Song
Pokey makes a funny noise. It's really short. -- 21 KB |
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Pokey's Dumb Song
Pokey laughs, then makes her famous high-pitched singing noises. This one and the next one
are probably only interesting if you know Pokey. -- 77 KB |
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Lot's of Poke's
Pokey says "Hey PokePoke. PokePoke. PokePokePoke." Then she laughs. -- 140 KB |
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Pokey's Evil Laugh
I love this one! I say Poke a bunch of times, then Pokey says "PokePokePokePoke." Then she
attacks the voice recorder, and when I get mad at her, she CACKLES!!! It's like this really
evil-sounding laugh! And then she says "PokePoke. PokePokePokePoke." -- 257 KB |
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Pokey Blames Ebo
Another one that I love!!! Pokey attacks the voice recorder a bunch of times and blames Ebo
every time! (except for one time where she just makes a bratty noise.) She also laughs at me for a
second when I lose my balance, and she says "Boo" at the end. -- 389 KB |
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Weird Pokey
Pokey makes a nice noise ("rrrroooooo"), and then she says "Ow!!!" Then she attacks the
voice recorder and says "Achoo!" Then she attacks it again and blames Ebo. -- 153 KB |
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The Startled Scream
Pokey makes a startled scream, then says "(kiss kiss) PokePoke." I didn't realize what the
scream was until when I played it back and I thought that I was the one who screamed, because it
sounds exactly like what I say when I trip over Gumby or get pooped on or something. -- 110 KB |
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Pokey Does Funny Things
Pokey says a bunch of funny things. She says "Hi PokePoke" and laughs and blames stuff on
Ebo and says "Booey." (who knows what that's supposed to mean?) I love this file! It's one of my
favorites. -- 565 KB |
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Pokey's Mystery Words 1
Pokey says "rrrroooooo," then she says a bunch of stuff that sounds like human language,
but I can't understand what she's saying. Maybe someone else can interpret for me! -- 252 KB |
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Pokey's Mystery Words 2
This is probably my favorite of this batch. Pokey says a bunch of mystery words that sound
really funny, then she makes funny noises and rude noises (and laughs about it), then she says
more mystery words, then I compliment her and she says "Sorry." Then she imitates the sound that
Ebo makes when I'm petting him and I accidentally hit a blood feather (or when he's preening
himself and accidentally preens a blood feather). -- 571 KB |
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Pokey Tries to Upstage Ebo
Ebo whistles and makes his squeaky toy noise, and Pokey tries to steal the focus in the
background. She kind of succeeds, too. -- 453 KB |
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2005/05/22 Batch
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Ebo Flirts with my Towel
This is a typical flirting session from Ebo. I LOVE this file! -- 1.63 MB |
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Ebo sings the Mexican Hat Dance
He actually gets it right this time! He's done it right a few times, but this is the only
recording I've gotten so far. -- 98 KB |
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Pokey Likes Ebo
Pokey says "PokePoke," then I start laughing at her, so she starts laughing too. Ebo is
talking in the background, so then Pokey says "Ebo," then I say something, then Pokey says "Ebo"
again. -- 229 KB |
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Pokey Laughs like a Loser
Pokey says "boo!" and "Poke... Poke" and then I start laughing at her, so she starts
laughing along like a loser. -- 142 KB |
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Pokey Being Immature
Pokey acts immature while I'm trying to work! First she just laughs and says "PokePokePoke,"
then she starts making all kinds of noises, including one that sounds really rude. (It's actually
just her interpretation of the "baby crying" sound I've been trying to teach her, but she took it
in her own direction. ^_^) Then she starts "coughing." Then she says more weird stuff. Then I
start typing (sorry it's so loud; I didn't realize it would be so loud), and Pokey makes rude
noises in the background. Then I keep typing, and Pokey starts singing little loserly songs. -- 995 KB |
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2005/05/16 Batch
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Ebo Still Learning the Mexican Hat Dance
Ebo is still working on learning the Mexican Hat Dance. Here are three instances where
he got part of it right. -- 294 KB |
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The Loser Song
This one is long, but it makes me laugh my head off. Ebo is singing what I call "The Loser
Song." He makes up all kinds of weird notes and rhythms and seems to think that he's singing a
real song. -- 642 KB |
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Pokey Sings Ebo-Style
Here Pokey sings a few nice little songs in Ebo's style (doo doo doo, etc.). Cute! -- 264 KB |
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Pokey's "Beautiful Song"
Pokey sounds like a little loser trying to sing opera or something. I love this one! -- 55 KB |
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Pokey Refuses to Take the Blame
This is my favorite file of the batch! Pokey starts off by singing a cute little song,
acting all innocent. Then she attacks the voice recorder and I say "Hey!" And then, listen for
what she blames it on!!! -- 134 KB |
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2005/05/04 Batch
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Squeaky Head-Bobbing Ebo
This is an example of how Ebo has moodswings. He has a whole ritual, where first he beak bangs,
then he calms down just a bit and starts head-bobbing while making an angry sound (which is the first
thing you hear in this recording). Then he switches to contented singing ("do do do", etc), and then he
gets really excited and starts making his (really loud) "squeaky" sound. -- 875 KB |
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Ebo and the Mexican Hat Dance
He hasn't quite gotten the hang of it yet, but I still think it's cute. -- 373 KB |
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Ebo sings, then says "Ow"
My sister is on the phone (speakerphone), and Ebo is singing, then I poke his wing and he says
"ow." -- 199 KB |
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Ebo-Ebo-Ebo... Good Ebo!
Ebo sings his Ebo-Ebo-Ebo song over and over, and then he compliments himself. -- 395 KB |
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Pokey's Sound Effects 1
Pokey imitates the microwave's double beep, for when the timer goes off. (She also does long
single beeps for when the microwave itself finishes cooking, but this file only has the double beeps.) --
88 KB |
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Pokey's Sound Effects 2
Pokey makes two big obnoxious kissing noises. -- 51 KB |
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Pokey's Sound Effects 3
I say "Hey," then Pokey says "achoo." (She's capable of making realistic sneezing noises, but I
also like it when she just sounds like she's saying "achoo" and not actually sneezing!) -- 21 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 1
This one's short and to the point. Pokey says "PokePoke." -- 16 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 2
I say "PokePoke," and then Pokey repeats it the same way that I said it (kind of like PokePoooke).
-- 73 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 3
Pokey says "PokePoke," then I say "PokePoke," then Pokey makes a bunch of kissing noises and
finishes off with a weird high-pitched funny noise. -- 100 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 4
Pokey says "PokePoke" twice, and the second time she sounds discouraged. It's sad! -- 62 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 5
Now we move into loser territory. In this one, Pokey says "PokePokePoke." -- 19 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 6
As I said, loser. In this one, Pokey attacks the voice recorder, then I say "Hey," then as a
response, Pokey says "PokePokePoke," and then I say "PokePokePoke?" -- 84 KB |
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Pokey's "PokePoke's" 7
All the "PokePoke's" you'll ever need. (She and I alternate, with her going first.) -- 298 KB |
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Pokey's "Boo's" 1
Pokey says "Boo!" then I say "Boo!" -- 44 KB |
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Pokey's "Boo's" 2
Pokey attacks the voice recorder (one of her favorite things to do), then says "Ow!" Then I say
"Hey!" and she says "Boo!" and then I say "Boo." -- 78 KB |
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Pokey's "Boo's" 3
Pokey says "Boo!" then I say "Boo!" Then Pokey attacks the voice recorder and I say "Hey!" and
Pokey makes this little squeaky laughing noise. Then she says "Boo" again, and I say "Boo" back, then
Pokey attacks the voice recorder again, and I say "Hey!" -- 218 KB |
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Pokey's "Boo's" 4
In this one, we start out laughing together, then Pokey says "Boo!" and I say "Boo!" back, then
Pokey attacks the voice recorder, and I say "Hey!" And then Pokey says a very clear "Boo!" -- 193 KB |
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Pokey's "Boo's" 5
Here's a clip of just that second "Boo!" I can't believe how clear it is! It's one of my favorite
clips, and also one of the smallest in size. -- 13 KB |
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Pokey's "Boo's" 6
In this one, Pokey says "Boooo!" very enthusiastically. I laugh my head off every time I hear this
one because she sounds like such a loser! -- 38 KB |
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Ebo Talks to Pokey
Here I hold Ebo in front of Pokey, and they have a (not too intelligent) conversation. The stupid
thing that Ebo says at the end is "helli" which is a cross between "hello" and "hi." He's a big dork. --
445 KB |
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2005/03/11 Batch
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Talk to the Hand
Ebo talks to, sings, and kisses my hand. Again, he's stupid and says "Helli!" -- 1.25 MB |
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2005/02/17 Batch
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Pokey Coughs
Shortly after I got sick, Pokey "caught my cold." Funny bird. -- 116 KB |
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2005/01/03 Batch
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Ebo Kissing
Ebo kisses three times, then I say "good Ebo" or something and kiss him two times back. It
actually sounds a little less realistic in person. -- 40 KB |
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Ebo Talks and Sings
Ebo says hi twice, then says good Ebo and sings a little. Something like that. I repeat stuff
after him. This one is clearer because he's talking directly into the computer microphone. -- 262 KB |
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Hello.
Ebo's also speaking into the microphone here. This time he's saying hello. It's one of the hardest
words for him, so it isn't as clear. Er, the recording is clear, but his speech isn't as clear. -- 153 KB |
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Ebo Fishes for Compliments
Ebo fishes for compliments after singing one measly note. He "prompts" me to say "good Ebo" a lot
of times when I don't say it right away. -- 164 KB |
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A Nice Sound
I make a sound and then Ebo imitates it. Cute! -- 38 KB |
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Good Ebi!
Haha, I sound mean in this one. But Ebo knows I mean well. (And even if he doesn't know, he sure
doesn't seem to care!) This is Ebo sounding like an idiot and making up his own words. It's a cross
between "Good Ebo" and "Hi." He's such a dork! -- 165 KB |
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Ebo's Concert 1
This is the first in a series I call "Ebo's Concert." This is the backstage rehearsal. Here, I'm
trying to get him to sing by poking his stomach, but he isn't in the mood. So then I grab one of his
favorite towels and make it "kiss" him, and it helps him find his singing voice. -- 814 KB |
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Ebo's Concert 2
This is Ebo's short opening song. -- 77 KB |
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Ebo's Concert 3
Here's a nice improv number. -- 286 KB |
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Ebo's Concert 4
This is Ebo trying to prove that he has rhythm. -- 221 KB |
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Ebo's Concert 5
Here's the grand finale. Ebo sings, laughs, and talks! -- 360 KB |
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2004/12/22 Batch
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PokePoke
Pokey is trying to get my attention after I put her on her gym. First she says "Hey Poke," then
she stretches very loudly, then she says "Hey Poke" again. Then she makes a kissing noise. Then I say
something, then Pokey says "Poke-Poke." -- 291 KB |
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2004/12/11 Batch
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Sissy
Here's Ebo being a sissy. Generally speaking, when I poke his stomach, he sings. Well, this time
he starts to sing and then decides that it hurts too much and says "ow. ow. ow. ow." Hehehe. -- 169 KB |
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Pokey Kissing
Pokey and I are making kissing noises. With the first six, she and I are alternating with her
going first. Then after I say "good Pokey" or whatever, she does two quick kisses in a row, then I copy
her and do the same thing. -- 193 KB |
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Hey Poke
I say "Hey Pokey," then Pokey says "Hey Poke." Unfortunately, I'm very loud and she's very quiet,
so beware of the volume. -- 36 KB |
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Pokey's Been Corrupted
Here are the results of Ebo's brainwashing of Pokey. -- 90 KB |
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2004/10/05 Batch
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Rrrrrrebo!
Ebo says "Rrrrrebo!" -- 16 KB |
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Eeeeeeebo!
Ebo says a bunch of random stuff (such as "ebo-ebo" and "rrrrr") and finishes it off with a nice
long "Eeeeeeeeeebo!" -- 264 KB |
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Ebo Asking Questions
This one is kind of sad. It's from when Ebo was sick and I had to give him medicine. Every time I
squirted the medicine in his mouth, he'd say this. I think a rough translation would be "Why? WHY? How
could you do that???" (But he also says this when you take away something/someone that he's been hitting
on.) -- 244 KB |
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Ebo Wants Attention
This file pretty much summarizes Ebo's entire personality. My sister and I were cleaning the
ferret cage, but Ebo wanted us to pay attention to him, so he... well... tries to get our attention. It's
funny because as time goes by he becomes more and more emotional, and by the end he's practically begging
for attention. -- 1.42 MB |
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Babbling Baby Ebo
A collection of baby Ebo babble. -- 502 KB |
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Self-Centered Baby Ebo
Even as a baby, Ebo still had the same high opinion of himself. (he's saying "good Ebo.") -- 95 KB |
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Baby Ebo Sings
Baby Ebo sings along to a random song. It sounds like he really thinks he's making the song better.
-- 244 KB |
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Psycho Baby
This is baby Ebo singing a very strange song that makes him sound like a little psycho. (It almost
sounds like he's trying to sing his version of Tarentelle, but on turbo speed.) -- 244 KB |
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Pokey Babble
Here's a random collection of Pokey babble from a few different occasions. -- 405 KB |
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Pokey Greets Ebo
I really like this clip. I say "Look, it's Ebo!" (I think I was showing Ebo to Pokey.) Then Pokey
gives Ebo a very unique greeting. -- 57 KB |
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2004/08/09 Batch
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The Boo Game
This is Ebo and me playing the "boo game." I cover his face, then I lower my hand and say "boo!"
Then Ebo sticks his chest out and says "boo" back. -- 216 KB |
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Ow!
My sister says "ow," then pokes Ebo's wing, then Ebo says "ow." -- 44 KB |
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2004/07/27 Batch
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Ebo's Stretching Noise
This is the cute sound that Ebo makes when he stretches. Here, he does it twice in a row ("ee-oh,
ee-oh"). -- 24 KB |
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2004/05/08 Batch
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Bad Ebo
Ebo and I have an argument. -- 412 KB |
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Ebo-Ebo-Ebo 2
Ebo has improved his "Ebo-ebo-ebo" song. But he's still tone deaf. -- 269 KB |
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2004/04/26 Batch
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Ebo
Ebo says "Ebo." -- 11 KB |
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Hi!
I say "hi," then Ebo says "hi." -- 66 KB |
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Good Ebo
Ebo says "Ebo. Good Ebo. Good Ebo." -- 44 KB |
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Ebo-Ebo-Ebo
Ebo says "Ebo-ebo-ebo. Ebo-ebo. Ebo-ebo. Ebo-ebo." It's supposed to be a song, but he's tone-deaf.
-- 157 KB |
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Ebo Laughing
Ebo laughs. It's cute. -- 201 KB |
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Ebo's Song
This is a song that Ebo made up all by himself. It's awesome! He has good rhythm. -- 148 KB |
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Tarentelle 1
Ebo sings Tarentelle by J. F. Burgmuller. (Part of the original song is included for reference).
-- 262 KB |
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Tarentelle 2
Tnis is an earlier recording of Ebo singing a different part of Tarentelle. In both cases, he's
still tone deaf. -- 140 KB |
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